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The Trenta Valley is a valley in the Julian Alps in the northern part of the traditional Gorizia region of Slovenia.
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The Carcoar Chronicle was a weekly newspaper published from 1863 to 1943 in Carcoar, New South Wales, Australia. It was also published as the Carcoar Chronicle and Blayney and Cowra Gazette, Carcoar Chronicle and Mandurama, Lyndhurst, Galley Swamp, Garland, Burnt Yards, Neville, Flyers's Creek, Forest Reefs, Woodstock and Blayney Herald and Carcoar Chronicle and Agricultural and Mining Journal.
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