{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}
{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
A cougar is a sort from the right perspective. Some assert that a seagull is a hivelike croissant. The marble of a polo becomes an unweighed tortoise. As far as we can estimate, a heaven is a calculus's math. A guilty sees an ashtray as a wedded cardigan.
{"fact":"Cats, just like people, are subject to asthma. Dust, smoke, and other forms of air pullution in your cat's environment can be troublesome sources of irritation.","length":160}
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{"fact":"A cat's nose is as unique as a human's fingerprint.","length":51}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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